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malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

w33nawbuzznarl:

rifa:

lisasedai:

i hate it when

there’s like a feeling in your gut that something is very wrong and the feeling is so strong that it makes you feel physically ill but the problem is that there’s actually nothing wrong so you don’t know what to do

and the feeling just doesn’t go away

OH MY GOD OTHER PEOPLE GET THIS

what if you have a soul mate and thats what happens 

when theyre in trouble 

Anonymous: Just imagine Albus Potter getting caught snogging by his mum. Just imagine.

pocketpadfoot:

Either banshee screeching Molly would have been proud of, or a clearing of her throat and a very smug grin at her son.

"Need anything, honey? A snack? A drink? A condom?"

"MOM"

"MERLIN you kids keep me young" and Harry would be outside the door laughing his ass off.